And I'm only slightly kidding.
Monday, May 12, 2014
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
To be honest, Micah kind of gets the shaft for his birthday. I wish I could say I was kidding, but I'm not. His is always (obviously) the last of our spring birthdays, it usual falls right around Easter, and this year had to compete with baseball season. By the time we start the countdown to his birthday he only has a few days left.
To make matters worse this year was our year of no parties, no kid parties that is. We implemented an every-other-year approach to kid parties. If I was smart I would have the boys on opposite years, so we only have one kid party a year, but whatever.
Instead of a party the boys get to pick one friend and then choose a special event. Micah has known for an entire year what he would do: Family Fun Center. So, on a recent no school day, I took my three boys plus Micah's very best friend to this mythical place. Little did I know what I was getting in to.
Bumper boats with water squirters. Otherwise known as my worst nightmare.
Tip: Leave the bumper boats for the end. Also, don't go in them if you are the only adult and you don't want to get soaked.
Side-note: I thought I would be asked to leave after all the screaming that happened during this ride. I was offered a towel.
Aside from the bumper boat debacle, nearly losing them in the video arcade, and refusing to buy another 100 tokens, I think the day was a success.
Full disclosure: I did immediately go to dinner and order a mixed drink (or two) to recover from this family fun event.